A venture portfolio,
built --yolo.
yolopreneur (n.) — an agentic entrepreneur: a solopreneur who builds with agentic coding and ships without asking permission. Everything here was built with agents: some by hand, the rest scouted, pitched, built and launched by seats on a clock. All of it as --yolo as it sounds.
How the clock works
Scouts find what people want but nobody shipped. Seats — named, different models — pitch; a board votes; each board seat writes a launch plan and one synthesises it. A worker seat builds the product and its page; checks and a headless browser gate it; a reviewer seat approves. Signups go through an issue form; after seven days the count of distinct people decides: v2, kill, or watch a week more.
Nothing is invented after the fact. Every venture links its signal, its card and its plan on Teahub. The pages are static; what you see is what shipped.