asmr: render workflow

.gitea/workflows/asmr.yml

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+name: asmr
+# Render the ASMR voice bake-off (asmr/voices.json) into asmr/audio/ through the shared inference worker and commit.
+on:
+  workflow_dispatch:
+  push:
+    branches: [main]
+    paths: [asmr/voices.json, tools/asmr.py, .gitea/workflows/asmr.yml]
+permissions:
+  contents: write
+concurrency:
+  group: asmr
+  cancel-in-progress: false
+jobs:
+  render:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    timeout-minutes: 30
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v5
+        with:
+          fetch-depth: 1
+      - name: ffmpeg
+        run: command -v ffmpeg || (sudo apt-get update -qq && sudo apt-get install -y -qq ffmpeg) || (apt-get update -qq && apt-get install -y -qq ffmpeg)
+      - name: render
+        run: python3 tools/asmr.py
+      - name: commit
+        run: |
+          set -eu
+          git pull -q --rebase origin main || true
+          git add asmr/audio
+          if git diff --cached --quiet; then echo "nothing new"; exit 0; fi
+          git -c user.name='gitea-actions[bot]' -c user.email='gitea-actions[bot]@users.noreply.teahub.xyz' commit -q -m "asmr: renders"
+          git push -q origin HEAD:main
+      - name: tell Teahub pages to pull
+        run: curl -fsS -X POST "https://gandora.yolopreneur.lol/_hook/gandora/site" || true